What Did You Just Say?

Buddy is very talkative and we have been so lucky that he speaks so well already. But he is just 2 years old so not everything he says is intelligible. Sometimes we think we hear something that raises an eyebrow. Here are the recent ones.

"I'm gonna kill mommy."

"I shot daddy."

And some that we actually did hear correctly, but they still raise an eyebrow.

"I pee on mommy?"

"I poop in drain?"

We're still working on that potty training thing...

What are the most eyebrow raising comments you thought you heard your little one say?